“That’s the momentum that’s in our midst and it’s going to continue. […] I think the vast majority […] are going to rule in favor of allowing gay marriage.” – Kendall Coffey on the inevitability of marriage equality. 2013 Newsmax Interview http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax-Tv/jersey-same-sex-marriage/2013/09/27/id/528151/
“…if you take words like abuse, if you take words like harass, if you take words like threats, and then you look at what was done to this little girl, I think the court is going to find that the First Amendment doesn’t protect that kind of conduct.” Kendall Coffey on the suicide of Megan Meier.
“It’s too early to say that the final chapter has been written with respect to the criminal justice system in this case.” Kendall Coffey on a tragic death in a military boot camp.
“So if there’s anything that would increase moral litigation, subject us to avalanches and flood tides beyond imagination, it’s opening the door to suing judges whenever we disagree with what they do.” Kendall Coffey on the right to sue judges.
“In Florida, the law on abandoned property if you keep it, that’s a theft. What you got to do is turn it into law enforcement, it’s posted by notice and you wait 90 days. So the next time you see a Rolex watch on the sidewalk don’t put it on your wrist. Give it to the police and maybe 90 days later you’ll have a handsome timepiece.” Kendall Coffey on the discovery of sunken treasure.